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Saturday, September 19, 2015

These Two Lovely Ladies Take Turns Tickling My Fancy

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I stumbled upon Ms. Jhenny Andrade when I was staying up incredibly late to watch Ronda Rousey destroy another person in thirty four damn ...

Another World Record Broken

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The world record for the number of skydivers who jumped in the same location and at the same time was broken with the new number being 164 ...

Crane Collapse At Mecca Mosque Kills Over One Hundred Pilgrims

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A construction crane collapsed and crashed through the roof of a mosque in Mecca. It killed over one hundred people and injured hundreds...

#Karmadillo

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For some reason, a Texas man saw an armadillo on his property and decided to shoot it. Without further ado, he got his .38 revolver and...

Sham Surgeon Shoots Silicone Injection Inaccurately Inside Unsuspecting Penis

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38-year-old Kasia Rivera just plead guilty to being an unlicensed cosmetic surgeon who injected silicone into a man's penis incorrectly...

Possibly the Biggest Innovation In the History of Tech Ever

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As of September 16th , if you have an iPhone you get taco and burrito emojis . This is the change we were promised, People! The addit...

Red Bull Blindness

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Reportedly, 26-year-old Lena Lupari from Northern Ireland drinks 28 cans of Red Bull a day ! Hell yeah you read that right. And she says s...
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