Nicki's Nudie Turns Twitter Topsy-Turvy

Beautiful. Bodyful. Bootylicious. Tittylicious. Name it; Nicki Minaj has got it all. Her rumored lover, Scaff Beezy, posted the naked truth on Twitter, and multiple orgasms occurred. Nicki completely concurred and rapidly retweeted the pretty provocative picture to her 16.6 million followers. Nicki's genuine generosity was absolutely appreciated by barbz all over the twitterverse. Just as obviously pulverized people tried to pick up their jaws from the floor, Nicki ridiculously reprimanded her baffled barbz for taking her sultry snappie seriously. Nicki apparently couldn't comprehend the gargantuan gravity of the dangerously sexy situation she stirred up. A non nude photograph of the big booty barbie had been posted previously (on Twitter) by Scaff Beezy as well. Tongues began to wag wanting to know his status in the lovely life of Nicki Minaj. The self-acclaimed female Weezy, aptly acknowledged SB as her hype man. Whatever that means.

Fetching Figures: Irina Shayk and Cristiano Ronaldo Flaunt Their Beautiful Bods.

Russian super model, Irina Shayk, and her soccer star boyfriend, Cristiano Ronaldo, took to the local beach at St. Tropez, in France, to cool off from the summer heat. Obviously, the water went warm when the two hot lovebirds waded in. Irina splashed and splashed to simmer down the hotness of CR7, but to no avail. Time stood still, as the cute couple held on tight to each other, like their lives depended on never letting go. Love is truly a beautiful thing.

Ronaldo Rubbishes Rumored Contract Extension with Real Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo's current contract with Real Madrid is set to expire in 2015. With the transfer market in full swing, the club president, Florentino Perez, is trying to get the mercurial megastar to renew his contract and extend deal through 2018 . Madrid faithfuls worldwide are agitating, sitting on the edge of their seats, impatiently waiting for the outcome. The clock's ticking fast, but time will tell. There's no need to wait, though. The Portuguese Playmaker has been largely linked to the exit doors of the Santiago Bernabeu, after he took to Twitter and underlined unhappiness with his current los Blancos deal. Apparently, the 2008 Ballon d'Or winner has his sights on the Theater of Dreams. Manchester United seems a likely option, but Monaco is itching to throw €100 million at the 28-year-old. I'm talking a whopping €20 million annual salary. CR7 might just kick his way to France, and join the newly promoted Ligue 1 outfit.

The Paris Jackson Suicide Saga

For those who don't know Paris Jackson, she's the middle child (and the only daughter) of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Looking at the sweet smile on her fine face would warrant you to conclude that nothing could possibly go wrong with her. Well, so it seemed til she started tweeting about tears and troubles. Next thing you know, she's rushed to a Los Angeles hospital - - not because she suffered some kind of illness, but because she overdosed on about 20 pills of Motrin. Motrin is just one of the various brand names under which the anti-inflammatory drug Ibuprofen is sold. In addition to the overdose, Paris cut herself with a meat cleaver. Incase it's unclear, here's what a meat cleaver looks like. This intriguing incident occurred on June 5. News filtered in that she scribbled a (seemingly suicide) note but there's still no word out on the content. Prior to this tragedy, Paris must've cut herself a number of times before. Here's a picture of the teenager throwing up the Baphometh sign just like Daddy taught her. Look closely to see scars. I haven't the vaguest idea why a beautiful, educated and financially secure 15 year old would want to end her life. Apparently, fame and wealth aren't everything. I pray she gets well soon, though. Proportionately, a lot of impeccably reliable sources are asserting that Paris has been undergoing depression while being bullied (at the private school she attends) because of the current child molestation charges levelled against her late father. MJ must be looking down with a sad face right now.