On
Friday, October 25, 2013, current President of
FIFA (
Fédération Internationale de Football Association),
Joseph "Sepp" Blatter, was at the world's most prestigious debating society,
The Oxford Union Society, to give his opinions on
Lionel Messi and
Cristiano Ronaldo.
When asked about his official position on the issue of who's better between
Lionel Messi and
Cristiano Ronaldo,
Blatter began by saying that both are exceptional players, and that they're totally different. He also added that football is all about the difference of stars; that
Messi's not "exuberant" (as
Ronaldo obviously).
Blatter went on to overemphasize that
Messi is a "good boy", adding accolade after accolade til he ran out of compliments. As the show streamed live on
YouTube, it was a frenzy of sorts in the comments section down below. For a moment, it sure looked like
Blatter was actually reading through the comments.
Nonetheless, speaking of
Ronaldo as the
other one,
Blatter labeled him "something else", saying that the
Real Madrid star is like a "commander" on the field of play (owing obviously to the way
Cristiano carries himself high).
Then, in annoyingly and sloppily comical fashion, the old fart proceeded to demonstrate
Ronaldo's mannerisms; and he really played it like a mockery.
Showing no remorse at all, he sarcastically said that it's good to have such "commanders" on the field of play.
Blatter sent sparks flying when he said that one (
Ronaldo) had more expenses for the hairdresser than the other (
Messi).
Blatter obviously doesn't know that
Ronnie actually spends more time fishing and barbecuing, than getting his hair done.
At some point, much to the amusement of the audience,
Bladder (intentional verbal mishap) claimed he "likes" both
Ronaldo and
Messi, before bluntly blurting out that he prefers
Messi.
That was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Consequently,
Ronaldo took to
Twitter and poured out his disappointment. He also shared the vexatious video (apparently after watching it on
YouTube).
Gradually, the football community (on
Twitter) went haywire.
Ultimately,
Blatter was forced to tweet apologies to
Ronaldo.
If you watch the video with acute attention, you'd notice that even before comparing
Ronaldo and
Messi,
Blatter made mention of
Ibrahimović, and almost immediately, waved it aside and swept it under the rug. Unsurprisingly, soccerheads have since started reading meaning to the seemingly harmless mention.
You can watch the video
here.
By the time I hit the
dislike button, the video had gotten
914,412 views, with
6,530 dislikes, and
1,446 likes.
As of typing this, the video has reached
1,617,983 views, with
10,698 dislikes, and
2,236 likes.
Barcelona fans, worldwide, are arguably responsible for the very few
likes.