Babyzilla

A woman in Florida gave birth to a 14.1-pound bouncing baby boy!



It took 18 hours of labor; the baby is one of the largest in state history.



And one of the weirdest parts to the story is that the mother, Maxxandra Ford, didn't even know she was pregnant until 5 weeks before! She was 35 weeks pregnant and she didn't know!! That's a big surprise!!!



Also, err, I should have mentioned this, she gave birth to the baby naturally. Lol, that's terrifying! This is...this is a natural disaster! I feel like they need to set up a phone number, have a commercial campaign, and a spokesperson to be like: 'Text OMGNO to 7734 to donate $10 to the Maxxandra Ford Vaginal Relief Fund. There was little to no warning. No time to prepare. So much devastation.'

Biggest Baby Born!

Germany has a new title holder for heaviest baby born vaginally. And that is Little Baby Jasleen who was born 13.47 pounds, measuring 22.6 inches long. All of this without a C-section.



Look, I know that we're all supposed to like love babies but at that weight, that's not a baby anymore. That's a terrifyingly huge monster trying to commit matricide!

At first, I didn't realize that this record was just for Germany. Jasleen's not even the heaviest baby born this year. That honor goes to George King who was born to a British couple, at 15 pounds 7 ounces, and he was also born vaginally.



But, the Guinness Book of World Records brushed it all aside because they say that the heaviest baby ever born came in 1879, weighing in at 23 pounds!

So, basically, after reading this (if you're a woman), I imagine you may be torn.