Babyzilla

A woman in Florida gave birth to a 14.1-pound bouncing baby boy!



It took 18 hours of labor; the baby is one of the largest in state history.



And one of the weirdest parts to the story is that the mother, Maxxandra Ford, didn't even know she was pregnant until 5 weeks before! She was 35 weeks pregnant and she didn't know!! That's a big surprise!!!



Also, err, I should have mentioned this, she gave birth to the baby naturally. Lol, that's terrifying! This is...this is a natural disaster! I feel like they need to set up a phone number, have a commercial campaign, and a spokesperson to be like: 'Text OMGNO to 7734 to donate $10 to the Maxxandra Ford Vaginal Relief Fund. There was little to no warning. No time to prepare. So much devastation.'

Submerge: The Global Warming Scare

In a new scientific study posted by Benjamin Strauss, in the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, if global warming continues at its current rate, through the year 2100, 1100 cities and towns would mostly be under water and high tide, in the distant future.



Strauss saying Florida is the most vulnerable state by far, adding that Louisiana, New Jersey, and North Carolina also face enormous difficulties.







But, if that does not happen, his current projections, are the Galveston, Texas would be under the high tide line in 2030,



Miami in 2040,



North Folk Virginia in 2044,



and Virginia Beach in 2054.



So, the principal part of this short story is that, if human beings continue to be human beings, in the next 100 years, there'd probably be a lot less houses, but way more water parks.