Esquire Magazine Crowns Scarlett Johansson as the Sexiest Woman Alive

Honestly, if you really wanted to, you could nitpick that title, because there are so many sexy, beautiful women in the world.



Really, if anything, the crown should be "Really Sexy Lady Who Has Really Good PR People, and a Movie and/or Album to Promote".



That being typed, Scarlett Johansson is all sorts of young...



...whether it was 2006 sexiest woman alive Scarlett Johansson...



...or 2013's sexiest woman alive Scarlett Johansson.



Regardless, I haven't the vaguest idea what it is about her that makes me really into her.



I don't know, I can't put my fingers on her. I mean, she's curvy in all of my favorite places. I imagine it's probably down to the fact that she oozes confidence.

A Miss America Contestant Who Warmed Her Way Into My Heart

She was a Miss America contestant in this year's edition of the critically competitive beauty pageant. She is Theresa Vail.



She's also a military sergeant and an archery expert.





And, while many people who were looking at her (during Miss America) saw her as a sexy lady from Kansas...



...I saw her as a badass!



She's a member of the Kansas Army National Guard's Medical Detachment; as well as a skydiver, boxer, and an advocate for young women.



She's fluent in Chinese, she used to race motorcycles, and she didn't cover her tattoos up. Most of the contestants usually cover up their tats, but she said she's proud of them (a little serenity prayer and a military medical insignia).



Basically, the principal point of blogging about Theresa Vail today, is that while looks can make you sexy (and she's sexy in her own right), I think confidence, and just knowing who you are and not apologizing, it's kind of the sexiest thing ever!



Nothing turns me on more than that.