A Miss America Contestant Who Warmed Her Way Into My Heart

She was a Miss America contestant in this year's edition of the critically competitive beauty pageant. She is Theresa Vail.



She's also a military sergeant and an archery expert.





And, while many people who were looking at her (during Miss America) saw her as a sexy lady from Kansas...



...I saw her as a badass!



She's a member of the Kansas Army National Guard's Medical Detachment; as well as a skydiver, boxer, and an advocate for young women.



She's fluent in Chinese, she used to race motorcycles, and she didn't cover her tattoos up. Most of the contestants usually cover up their tats, but she said she's proud of them (a little serenity prayer and a military medical insignia).



Basically, the principal point of blogging about Theresa Vail today, is that while looks can make you sexy (and she's sexy in her own right), I think confidence, and just knowing who you are and not apologizing, it's kind of the sexiest thing ever!



Nothing turns me on more than that.

Nicki's Nudie Turns Twitter Topsy-Turvy

Beautiful. Bodyful. Bootylicious. Tittylicious. Name it; Nicki Minaj has got it all. Her rumored lover, Scaff Beezy, posted the naked truth on Twitter, and multiple orgasms occurred. Nicki completely concurred and rapidly retweeted the pretty provocative picture to her 16.6 million followers. Nicki's genuine generosity was absolutely appreciated by barbz all over the twitterverse. Just as obviously pulverized people tried to pick up their jaws from the floor, Nicki ridiculously reprimanded her baffled barbz for taking her sultry snappie seriously. Nicki apparently couldn't comprehend the gargantuan gravity of the dangerously sexy situation she stirred up. A non nude photograph of the big booty barbie had been posted previously (on Twitter) by Scaff Beezy as well. Tongues began to wag wanting to know his status in the lovely life of Nicki Minaj. The self-acclaimed female Weezy, aptly acknowledged SB as her hype man. Whatever that means.