#Karmadillo

For some reason, a Texas man saw an armadillo on his property and decided to shoot it.


Without further ado, he got his .38 revolver and shot at it three times!

While the status of the armadillo is currently unknown, at least one bullet did hit the armadillo, but it ricocheted back and hit the man douchebag in the face!


The man harebrained half-wit had to be airlifted to a hospital, and his jaw was wired shut!

Like how much do you suck at life that you lost a gunfight where you were the only person that had a gun?!? Spoiler alert: A lot — you suck a lot!

#FortHood

In very sad news, there was a shooting at the Fort Hood Army complex in Texas, few days ago. And no, this is not a repeat story from last year's shooting at Fort Hood; that of course resulted in 45 people shot, 13 being killed. And unfortunately, this time, people died again. 16 people reportedly injured, 3 people killed, and the shooter now dead.



Additionally, it's being reported that the shooter was an army specialist. Federal officials saying that the army serviceman was being treated for anxiety, depression, and was under evaluation for posttraumatic stress disorder at the time of the shooting on the base.



Earlier reports are saying that the man used a .45 Smith & Wesson; at around 5 PM (local time), he walked into the building and opened fire! He then hopped into a vehicle, drove to another building, went in and opened fire again!! And finally, when the military police confronted him he turned the gun on himself.



And it's just a terrible story; just senseless violence, senseless death, once again. And obviously, there will be a conversation of guns again. But, I do believe that there's a bigger story: how the US labels, and how they deal with mental disorder, mental disease, what do they actually do with the guys they send over to Iraq once they're back? It's a sad story made even more terrible by the fact that it's not even a unique story anymore; and as of right now, they have no motive for why this shooting happened – and, once again, it's because it seems senseless. Hopefully, they'll figure out how to stop this from happening again in the future.

The Hosting of Internet Porn Sites

According to new reports, America hosts 60% of porn websites online.



Silver goes to Netherlands with 26%.



And, bronze goes to the UK.



What's even better, is when you take a closer look at America, California (as a state), hosts more porn than any country in the world, with 66% of America!



And, a tie for second, between New York and Texas.



But, before you start judging California, you should know the states that consume the most porn are Utah, Alaska, and Mississippi.

Submerge: The Global Warming Scare

In a new scientific study posted by Benjamin Strauss, in the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, if global warming continues at its current rate, through the year 2100, 1100 cities and towns would mostly be under water and high tide, in the distant future.



Strauss saying Florida is the most vulnerable state by far, adding that Louisiana, New Jersey, and North Carolina also face enormous difficulties.







But, if that does not happen, his current projections, are the Galveston, Texas would be under the high tide line in 2030,



Miami in 2040,



North Folk Virginia in 2044,



and Virginia Beach in 2054.



So, the principal part of this short story is that, if human beings continue to be human beings, in the next 100 years, there'd probably be a lot less houses, but way more water parks.