Monday, September 23, 2013

Battered Baddies: Instant Karma

There were a pair of teenagers that thought it'd be a good idea to hold two people up at gunpoint, in Charlottesville, Virginia. But, as it turns out, they attempted to rob two badasses who weren't down with that whole getting robbed thing, and when police showed up, the would-be-robbers looked like this:



On the left, Johnny Calderón Jr., looks like his sister tried to put makeup on him...



...and, Gerald Allen was given a permanent wink.



Normally, when you're being robbed, at gunpoint, 99% of the time, you should just give up your shit. If someone is stupid or desperate enough to rob you at gunpoint, that person's probably stupid or desperate enough to shoot you. But, this sweet short story is the only exception.

So, the principal point here is that would-be-robbers should switch up their game. You'll never know if you're going to try and rob the Karate Kid.

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