Edward Smith, from Yelm, Washington, claims to have had sex with over 700 cars! And he was on TV because apparently that's what we put on TV these days, lol.
Now it should be noted that even though Edward has sex with cars, it doesn't mean he does not believe in love. He says that while some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women, he looks at the front and rear end on beautiful cars.
He's committed himself to a long-term lover, Vanilla — a sexy little secondhand Volkswagen beetle that he's had for 30 years.
They have an open-relationship, sometimes bringing in Cinnamon and Splash.
Cinnamon, a 1973 Opel GT.
Splash, a 1193 Ford Ranger.
Lol, just mentioning all this so you know that this is something that exists in the world right now.
Now it should be noted that even though Edward has sex with cars, it doesn't mean he does not believe in love. He says that while some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women, he looks at the front and rear end on beautiful cars.
He's committed himself to a long-term lover, Vanilla — a sexy little secondhand Volkswagen beetle that he's had for 30 years.
They have an open-relationship, sometimes bringing in Cinnamon and Splash.
Cinnamon, a 1973 Opel GT.
Splash, a 1193 Ford Ranger.
Lol, just mentioning all this so you know that this is something that exists in the world right now.
Madness
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