There was news about some Wiz Khalifa blah, blah, blah sex tape, blah, blah, blah. Don't care, too mainstream.
It's 2014 (going on 2015), there's too many sex tapes online that I don't want to see beautiful people anymore. I need it weird. And for me to care anymore, it needs to be like the guy from Duck Dynasty getting a train run on him by clowns.
Or the equally terrifying actual offer that Vivid Entertainment made for Mama June and Sugar Bear from Honey Boo Boo fame to bang on camera for $1 million. Why?!? That's like literally paying for a train wreck to happen!
Granted, if you actually did sell tickets to a train wreck that you could schedule, you'd probably make money. But, my question is why?!! Why do you want to do this to us?!?
Now the good news is, we do not all need to bleach our eyes, she turned it down. And despite her dating a man who allegedly raped her daughter — he was eventually indicted for rape, child molestation, aggravated child molestation, enticing a child for indecent purposes, and aggravated sexual battery in a different case — a lot of smoke for there to be no fire.
She said:
And the principal point of that story is ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww.
But I am still kind of holding out for that clown/Duck Dynasty gangbang. You would watch that video, don't act like you wouldn't! You might not pay for it but you'd be like, 'Lemme see, lemme see what this is about.'
It's 2014 (going on 2015), there's too many sex tapes online that I don't want to see beautiful people anymore. I need it weird. And for me to care anymore, it needs to be like the guy from Duck Dynasty getting a train run on him by clowns.
Or the equally terrifying actual offer that Vivid Entertainment made for Mama June and Sugar Bear from Honey Boo Boo fame to bang on camera for $1 million. Why?!? That's like literally paying for a train wreck to happen!
Granted, if you actually did sell tickets to a train wreck that you could schedule, you'd probably make money. But, my question is why?!! Why do you want to do this to us?!?
Now the good news is, we do not all need to bleach our eyes, she turned it down. And despite her dating a man who allegedly raped her daughter — he was eventually indicted for rape, child molestation, aggravated child molestation, enticing a child for indecent purposes, and aggravated sexual battery in a different case — a lot of smoke for there to be no fire.
She said:
And the principal point of that story is ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww.
But I am still kind of holding out for that clown/Duck Dynasty gangbang. You would watch that video, don't act like you wouldn't! You might not pay for it but you'd be like, 'Lemme see, lemme see what this is about.'
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