A Blast from the Past

Remember this guy?



Well, this guy is 31-year-old Carlos Rodriguez. You might remember him because his mugshot went viral back in 2012.



He was reportedly brought in for allegedly soliciting prostitution. For those of you wondering why his head looks like that, reportedly he was in a car crash, he flew through the windshield, landed on his head, they had to remove a lot of his skull and brain.



But 4 years have passed and he is now back in the news. Unfortunately, it is not for a good reason yet. Reportedly, he has been arrested for arson and attempted murder.

And there is not really much to add to that. It's just like seeing an old friend.

Douche Bag Bank Robber Gets Arrested After Posting Submachine Selfie on Facebook

The occasional beauty that I get out of douche bags – and just bad people in general – is sometimes they're so stupid you can't help but smile. And it's definitely the case with 21-year-old Jules Bahler seen here:



He's posted a selfie with a submachine gun. Also, unless you're a 16-year-old girl, stop taking selfies by pointing the camera at a mirror; and then looking directly into the camera. That is usually associated with young age and a low intelligence quotient. For Bahler, it seems low IQ because his crime really wasn't posting this picture. His crime, as alleged by police, is robbing 3 Michigan banks – with a gun that looks like that gun, and an outfit that looks like that outfit. Now authorities say they were able to match Bahler's face from his Facebook pictures, to the robbery surveillance footage.



Why does this hardened criminal have a Facebook page?



Birthday notifications, I guess. That's pretty much the only reason I have one.

According to FBI agent, Sean Callaghan, a man fitting this description, went into 3 banks over 8 days, robbed about $8300.



And they would've not known who did this except for Jules, or as he calls himself online “King Romeo”, posted this picture and captioned it:



But unfortunately, police arrested him before he could follow the advice of a friend who left a comment on the picture:



Lol, always take advice from people that have machete in their name.