The occasional beauty that I get out of douche bags – and just bad people in general – is sometimes they're so stupid you can't help but smile. And it's definitely the case with 21-year-old Jules Bahler seen here:
He's posted a selfie with a submachine gun. Also, unless you're a 16-year-old girl, stop taking selfies by pointing the camera at a mirror; and then looking directly into the camera. That is usually associated with young age and a low intelligence quotient. For Bahler, it seems low IQ because his crime really wasn't posting this picture. His crime, as alleged by police, is robbing 3 Michigan banks – with a gun that looks like that gun, and an outfit that looks like that outfit. Now authorities say they were able to match Bahler's face from his Facebook pictures, to the robbery surveillance footage.
Why does this hardened criminal have a Facebook page?
Birthday notifications, I guess. That's pretty much the only reason I have one.
According to FBI agent, Sean Callaghan, a man fitting this description, went into 3 banks over 8 days, robbed about $8300.
And they would've not known who did this except for Jules, or as he calls himself online “King Romeo”, posted this picture and captioned it:
But unfortunately, police arrested him before he could follow the advice of a friend who left a comment on the picture:
Lol, always take advice from people that have machete in their name.
He's posted a selfie with a submachine gun. Also, unless you're a 16-year-old girl, stop taking selfies by pointing the camera at a mirror; and then looking directly into the camera. That is usually associated with young age and a low intelligence quotient. For Bahler, it seems low IQ because his crime really wasn't posting this picture. His crime, as alleged by police, is robbing 3 Michigan banks – with a gun that looks like that gun, and an outfit that looks like that outfit. Now authorities say they were able to match Bahler's face from his Facebook pictures, to the robbery surveillance footage.
Why does this hardened criminal have a Facebook page?
Birthday notifications, I guess. That's pretty much the only reason I have one.
According to FBI agent, Sean Callaghan, a man fitting this description, went into 3 banks over 8 days, robbed about $8300.
And they would've not known who did this except for Jules, or as he calls himself online “King Romeo”, posted this picture and captioned it:
But unfortunately, police arrested him before he could follow the advice of a friend who left a comment on the picture:
Lol, always take advice from people that have machete in their name.
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