The Ciara Controversy Turned Out to Be Much Ado About Nothing

Ciara was trending (it was number one trending for me), and so I looked into it, and it's because there's all this drama because Ciara took her son (who she had with an artist by the name of Future) to the Seahawks practice — you can see Russell Wilson hug him:


Future wasn't happy about it, and all his people started shaming Ciara. And I say yeah, how dare this woman move on from a past relationship that she most likely was cheated on, and have some positive male role model for her son! Who the hell does this woman think she is? Some kind of well put together woman who cares about the upbringing of her son and her general happiness? Disgusting!


I mean, look at these pictures:



Super adorable. I would've loved if Russell Wilson was my stepdaddy. Especially if my real dad sees these pictures and his reaction is to post misspelled tweets.




And then you hashtag your album 'cause you're trying to get sales off of this?


I just don't understand the anger. I feel like most the anger's coming from people that are trying to keep up on their child support payments.

I haven't the vaguest idea, or rather the foggiest notion why these hypocritical bastards are worried about Ciara taking her son to a football practice. Meanwhile, nobody gives a shit if Future's trying to knock up enough women to make his own damn football team.

Blatter Balls Up Ronaldo

On Friday, October 25, 2013, current President of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association), Joseph "Sepp" Blatter, was at the world's most prestigious debating society, The Oxford Union Society, to give his opinions on Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.



When asked about his official position on the issue of who's better between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, Blatter began by saying that both are exceptional players, and that they're totally different. He also added that football is all about the difference of stars; that Messi's not "exuberant" (as Ronaldo obviously). Blatter went on to overemphasize that Messi is a "good boy", adding accolade after accolade til he ran out of compliments. As the show streamed live on YouTube, it was a frenzy of sorts in the comments section down below. For a moment, it sure looked like Blatter was actually reading through the comments.



Nonetheless, speaking of Ronaldo as the other one, Blatter labeled him "something else", saying that the Real Madrid star is like a "commander" on the field of play (owing obviously to the way Cristiano carries himself high).



Then, in annoyingly and sloppily comical fashion, the old fart proceeded to demonstrate Ronaldo's mannerisms; and he really played it like a mockery.



Showing no remorse at all, he sarcastically said that it's good to have such "commanders" on the field of play.



Blatter sent sparks flying when he said that one (Ronaldo) had more expenses for the hairdresser than the other (Messi).



Blatter obviously doesn't know that Ronnie actually spends more time fishing and barbecuing, than getting his hair done.



At some point, much to the amusement of the audience, Bladder (intentional verbal mishap) claimed he "likes" both Ronaldo and Messi, before bluntly blurting out that he prefers Messi.



That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Consequently, Ronaldo took to Twitter and poured out his disappointment. He also shared the vexatious video (apparently after watching it on YouTube).



Gradually, the football community (on Twitter) went haywire.







Ultimately, Blatter was forced to tweet apologies to Ronaldo.



If you watch the video with acute attention, you'd notice that even before comparing Ronaldo and Messi, Blatter made mention of Ibrahimović, and almost immediately, waved it aside and swept it under the rug. Unsurprisingly, soccerheads have since started reading meaning to the seemingly harmless mention.



You can watch the video here.

By the time I hit the dislike button, the video had gotten 914,412 views, with 6,530 dislikes, and 1,446 likes.



As of typing this, the video has reached 1,617,983 views, with 10,698 dislikes, and 2,236 likes.



Barcelona fans, worldwide, are arguably responsible for the very few likes.