Wanda Podgurski: A Random, Stupid Skank.

Wanda Podgurski was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being convicted for taking $650,000 of disability and insurance payments, because she faked her injuries. Podgurski was also free on a $500,000 bail when she decided to run. And then, because you can always count on people to be stupid, she decided to tweet, "Catch me if you can". The tweet is believed to have been meant for the law. Just a quick question, when you have one follower, and you're following one person, why are you tweeting? You'd literally just be saying things to one person. Just text that person. Or, just scream things out loud to yourself. It'd be far more effective. Obviously, because she registered the Twitter (account) with her actual name, it was found and forwarded to US Marshals, who then used Twitter metadata to locate her at Baha, Mexico, and arrest her ass. Which is impeccable, because I hate lying thieves. When you lie about being the victim of a crime; when you lie about disability, you hurt those that actually suffer from the real consequences. I'd personally love to ask Podgurski to go suck a dick, but that won't be possible, because she's going to be in prison for 20 years.