Sex With Cars

Edward Smith, from Yelm, Washington, claims to have had sex with over 700 cars! And he was on TV because apparently that's what we put on TV these days, lol.

Now it should be noted that even though Edward has sex with cars, it doesn't mean he does not believe in love. He says that while some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women, he looks at the front and rear end on beautiful cars.

He's committed himself to a long-term lover, Vanilla — a sexy little secondhand Volkswagen beetle that he's had for 30 years.



They have an open-relationship, sometimes bringing in Cinnamon and Splash.

Cinnamon, a 1973 Opel GT.



Splash, a 1193 Ford Ranger.



Lol, just mentioning all this so you know that this is something that exists in the world right now.

Amazon and Sears Selling Silver Swastika Rings

We have Sears and Amazon apologizing to their customers because they recently found out they were selling silver swastika rings.



The description read:



Lol, you'll simply kill 'em with style. What a guess!

Both companies have since removed the products and have been apologizing to people individually.

And if you were wondering, no, it's not the first time they had to pull something for Nazi implications. The last time they had to pull a "home decoration" of a poster that featured a Nazi concentration camp, with a sign that translates to 'Work Makes You Free'.



Smh.

The World's Wealthiest 1%

According to the new Credit Suisse global wealth report that was just published, the top 1% in the world now have 48% of the wealth.



What's crazy is you have to think of how big the world is. In fact, just to be in the top 50% of the world, a person just needs $3,650 — including the value of equity in their home; i.e., anything they potentially own in their home.

Then $77,000 is required to be in the top 10%. And if a person has over $798,000,they are in the 1%. Which makes you think — once again — how big the world is, and how poor certain places are. In fact, the bottom 50% only control 1% of the wealth.

What's even crazier, is all science are pointing to, that in the next few years, the gap is just going to increase. Obviously.

Potassium Chloride Cunt

Daniela Poggiali is a 42 year old nurse who's been working in a northeastern Italian hospital and she has now been arrested because she may have killed 38 patients by injecting them with potassium chloride because they or their family members were "annoying".

Yes, for real!

And unfortunately, the prosecution is saying that it might be hard to prove that she killed all those people because potassium leaves no trace after a few days.



As far as Daniela as a person, her coworkers described her as a "cold, polished person" who sometimes sedated patients who "bothered" her during her shift. They also suspect she gave patients laxatives to embarrass the colleagues who worked after her.

And the cherry on top of this shit pie, the nurse taking a selfie of her giving a thumbs-up next to a patient who had just died.