Potassium Chloride Cunt

Daniela Poggiali is a 42 year old nurse who's been working in a northeastern Italian hospital and she has now been arrested because she may have killed 38 patients by injecting them with potassium chloride because they or their family members were "annoying".

Yes, for real!

And unfortunately, the prosecution is saying that it might be hard to prove that she killed all those people because potassium leaves no trace after a few days.



As far as Daniela as a person, her coworkers described her as a "cold, polished person" who sometimes sedated patients who "bothered" her during her shift. They also suspect she gave patients laxatives to embarrass the colleagues who worked after her.

And the cherry on top of this shit pie, the nurse taking a selfie of her giving a thumbs-up next to a patient who had just died.

Pacu: The Terrific Testicular Thief

The Pacu is a relative of the Piranha and is currently growing in numbers. The freshwater fish has been known to cause fishermen to bleed to death (in certain areas where it's prevalent), after attacking their genitals.

The fetish fish whose small mouth is prone to grabbing hold of fishermen's testicles can grow to 90 centimetres and 25 kilograms; which (for everyone who has a scrotal sac) converts to nightmares.



The testicle-munching fish is known lovingly as a ball cutter due to its bloodthirsty, vengeful attacks on the testicles of innocent fishermen and skinny dippers.



These plum pluckers have been found in the Amazon and several states in the U.S., including Texas.

Henrik Carl, official (fish) expert at the National History Museum in Denmark, stated:



Ha!

He went on to say:



Lmao!

And he later added:



Personally, I always ere on the side of testicle safety, and you should too. Whether male or shemale, keep your rollers safe. Watch out for jewel snatchers. I personally leave my volleyballs in a peanut butter jelly jar before I go swimming. It's only mandatory (for me); and thankfully, mine's detachable.

Incase you've had one of your nuts bitten off, I've got a third testicle to spare. But, if you've lost all two of them teabags then I'm afraid I can't help you.

So, when you're done checking your bits, lemme know if this freaks you as much as it does me, in the comments section down below. Also, while you're down there, please click the share button.

Huge Hornets Hunting Humans In China!

Very recently, many major media outlets have been reporting that there's a huge hornet problem in China. 21 people (in one province alone) have died as a result of the stings.

A picture of the hornet has been posted. This killer variety being the Asian Giant Hornet. Typically 2.2 inches long, and they attack in swarms!!!



And, hey, if you plan on running, they reportedly can fly at speeds of 25 miles per hour!!!



So, good luck with that trip to China!