Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts

Saturday, December 28, 2013

OkCupid Doesn't Seem So Okay

Popular dating site, OkCupid (you know, the free one), has used all those annoying questions that people answer for good, for "science".



They've mashed the data and numbers to compile OkTrends, and give us pervy, little nuggets of goodness, like this:

°Women who don't exercise, have a harder time orgasming.



Lol, "science".



°Men prefer rougher sex as they get older; while women start out wanting it a little bit crazier, and then, one sweet, gentle loving.



Despite sayings like "mouth-saging the kielbasa"...



...vegetarians enjoy giving oral sex more than carnivores.





°And, Twitter users not only have shorter relationships...



...but they tend to jimmy their ham more frequently.



°Lol, typing about ham jimmying, according to OkTrends, agnostic folks charm the cobra the most; while over 20% of Jewish users claim to have never freed the willy.



°People who love the taste of beer are more likely to get their groove on, on date one (that seems legit).

°And, for the tech angle, iPhone users have more sexual partners than both Blackberry and Android users (I want to kill myself).

°Short chicks and tall dudes tend to get more attention than the opposites for their gender.

°And, some may be surprised to know that curvy ladies have both more self-confidence and higher sex-drive than skinny women.



°Guys have the same peak sex-drive, no matter what their body type is. Every body type is get-it-on size.

°Also, the most expensive colleges have higher horny levels (No shit!).

Do keep in mind that these stats are from hundreds of millions of users on OkCupid, and not necessarily large, just interesting findings.

So, what personal data do you have, to either prove, or negate these findings? Leave your interesting and creative response in the comments down below. If you'd also like to rig out your private sexual experiences in the comment section, feel free, lol. Don't forget to click that share button (if you haven't already).

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Awful Apple Advert Touting That iOS7 Will Waterproof Your iPhone

Lately, there's this iPhone ad that people are sharing across social networks, and it's pretty interesting.



Then educating the public that when you update your software, you don't even need new hardware.



It makes your iPhone waterproof.



Explaining...



...and if you're skeptical, don't worry...



...but, for all of you with lots and lots of common sense, it turned out to be fake.

Lol, who would have thought that changing your software would make no changes to your hardware. «sarcasm»

This was made even better, thanks to Twitter, where people posted things like:



Obviously, if you make anything look professional enough, people will believe it.

#NowPlaying

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Apple Anniversary

If you have an iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, I've got great news for you.
Apple is celebrating the fifth anniversary of the App Store, which launched on July 10, 2008.
And, in celebrating, iOS users get free apps. Not just any free apps. Really, really awesome, free apps (that normally cost a lot of money). Most notably is Traktor DJ, which is normally $20, but now for free.
Day One, which is actually, kind of fantastic.
Over
Barefoot World Atlas
Free games include: Infinity Blade II, which is normally like $7.
BADLAND
Tiny Wings
Where's My Water?
And, lastly, Superbrothers: Sword and Sworcery EP! This game is normally $4.99.
There's no word out on exactly how long this deal will last. So, bite down, hard, and fast, Apple Pies!