Saturday, December 28, 2013

OkCupid Doesn't Seem So Okay

Popular dating site, OkCupid (you know, the free one), has used all those annoying questions that people answer for good, for "science".



They've mashed the data and numbers to compile OkTrends, and give us pervy, little nuggets of goodness, like this:

°Women who don't exercise, have a harder time orgasming.



Lol, "science".



°Men prefer rougher sex as they get older; while women start out wanting it a little bit crazier, and then, one sweet, gentle loving.



Despite sayings like "mouth-saging the kielbasa"...



...vegetarians enjoy giving oral sex more than carnivores.





°And, Twitter users not only have shorter relationships...



...but they tend to jimmy their ham more frequently.



°Lol, typing about ham jimmying, according to OkTrends, agnostic folks charm the cobra the most; while over 20% of Jewish users claim to have never freed the willy.



°People who love the taste of beer are more likely to get their groove on, on date one (that seems legit).

°And, for the tech angle, iPhone users have more sexual partners than both Blackberry and Android users (I want to kill myself).

°Short chicks and tall dudes tend to get more attention than the opposites for their gender.

°And, some may be surprised to know that curvy ladies have both more self-confidence and higher sex-drive than skinny women.



°Guys have the same peak sex-drive, no matter what their body type is. Every body type is get-it-on size.

°Also, the most expensive colleges have higher horny levels (No shit!).

Do keep in mind that these stats are from hundreds of millions of users on OkCupid, and not necessarily large, just interesting findings.

So, what personal data do you have, to either prove, or negate these findings? Leave your interesting and creative response in the comments down below. If you'd also like to rig out your private sexual experiences in the comment section, feel free, lol. Don't forget to click that share button (if you haven't already).

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