The Stalled Sharknado Sequel Shaping Up to Be Better Than Its Predecessor

Production starts this week for Sharknado 2.



And they announced the cast who are:

Vivica A. Fox,



Mark McGrath,



Kelly Osbourne,



Andy Dick,



Judah Friedlander,



and Judd Hirsch.



Personally, I'm hoping for a scene where all these actors literally jump a shark!

The Top Ten Sexiest Actors and Actresses of All Time?

Empire Magazine is a magazine that focuses on the wonderful world of movies...



...and they presented their readers with a task which was: vote on the sexiest actors and actresses of all time. And they did. And, you know what, I'm going to blog about it. Ready? Sure, you are.

Real quick, classic beauties are basically devoid on this list, so I'm going to call this list: The Sexiest Actors and Actresses Voted on by People That Have Only Watched Movies Since the Year 2010.

And without further ado, first up, the dudes, from ten to one:

#10. Bradley Cooper.



#09. Hugh Jackman.



#08. Michael Fassbender.



#07. Robert Pattinson.



#06. Chris Hemsworth.



#05. Robert Downey, Jr.



#04. Ryan Gosling.



#03. Henry Cavill.



#02. Tom Hiddleston.



#01. Benedict Cumberbatch.



Talk about a British invasion.

Now, if I were to re-rank these muscle-ly dudes according to talent chops, here's how my ten to one list would go (are you ready for some debate?):

#10. Pattinson.

#09. Cavill.

#08. Cooper.

#07. Hemsworth.

#06. Hiddleston.

#05. Jackman.

#04. Downey, Jr.

#03. Gosling.

#02. Fassbender.

#01. Cumberbatch.

Fassbender, Cumberbatch, 100% accurate. No debate.

Alright, time to do the ladies. Sexy ladies from ten to one:

#10. Zoe Saldana (lol, of all time?).



#09. Angelina Jolie (that's fair).



#08. Natalie Portman (yes!).



#07. Mila Kunis (also yes!!).



#06. Emma Stone (yes a third time!!!).



#05. Anne Hathaway (very annoyed but yes).



#04. Kristen Stewart (NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!).



#03. Jennifer Lawrence (yeah).



#02. Scarlett Johansson (yeah).



#01. Emma Watson.



Okay, real quick, I feel like the list isn't indicative of actuality and people need to understand the obvious difference between "sexy" and "cute". Also, more importantly, no K. Stew for me! A pass!! Thank you very much; and allow me to rate these lovely ladies on a talent scale:

#10. Stewart.

#09. Kunis.

#08. Saldana.

#07. Watson.

#06. Johansson.

#05. Hathaway.

#04. Lawrence.

#03. Jolie.

#02. Portman.

#01. Stone.

Well, there you go, Guys. So are the lists: two sexy, two talents. No personality lists because really, I don't know any of these people, so I choose to objectify them.

So, go make a list, in the comment section down below. Was I wrong about my lists? Why don't you make a sexy list, and/or a talent list, or a list about anything that you want. I will read them and appreciate your efforts. Also, when you guys are done with all those tasks that I just presented you with, please click that share button.

Esquire Magazine Crowns Scarlett Johansson as the Sexiest Woman Alive

Honestly, if you really wanted to, you could nitpick that title, because there are so many sexy, beautiful women in the world.



Really, if anything, the crown should be "Really Sexy Lady Who Has Really Good PR People, and a Movie and/or Album to Promote".



That being typed, Scarlett Johansson is all sorts of young...



...whether it was 2006 sexiest woman alive Scarlett Johansson...



...or 2013's sexiest woman alive Scarlett Johansson.



Regardless, I haven't the vaguest idea what it is about her that makes me really into her.



I don't know, I can't put my fingers on her. I mean, she's curvy in all of my favorite places. I imagine it's probably down to the fact that she oozes confidence.

The Nocturnal Emissions That Come With Lusting After Angelina Jolie's Lovely Lips

Those lips. Full. Fleshy. Always delicious to look at.



I once dreamed about eating her for breakfast on a big bed of gorgeous green grass, after watching the sun rise all over her body.



When erotic eons had passed, I woke in a pool of syrup. Looking in the mirror, her ravishing reflection gave me a sweet satisfactory smile, as her soft skin glistened with my baby batter.



All jokes aside, she's chronically compassionate and giving. Reminds me that there's so much more to life than looks.



She's just a badass!

Legolas Returns With Orlando Bloom Goodness for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

In entertainment awesomeness, Warner Bros released a new trailer for the second Hobbit movie. The biggest thing here for fans of The Lord of the Rings movies, Legolas has returned.



And even though I'm not a big fan with what Sir Peter Jackson did with forty eight frames per second (48 fps), with the first Hobbit movie; I'm down to see it again. Maybe. I kinda dug that first one; my midget friends all liked it a little bit more than me, which is perfectly understandable.

I guess we would all see it December 13, 2013.



And it sure looks sweet!

Beautiful Blend: Ms. Stephanie Cook

Stephanie is a 23-year-old Hollywood model, with a background that is Irish, English, Puerto Rican, and Dominican.



God obviously mixed powdered sugar with a lot of milk and vanilla to create her.



As for me, I wouldn't mind making frosting for her cake (if you know what I'm saying).



As for you, press your nose up to the glass around her honeypot.

You're welcome.

Top Ten Hollywood's Highest Paid Actors!

There's nothing like a Forbes. This time around, the money-lovers ranked Hollywood's highest paid actors. And, I'm not even going to waste your time. I'm just going to pelt your face with the list, right away (because that's how I do). #10. Liam Neeson. $32 million. #9. Denzel Washington. $33 million. #8. Tom Cruise. $35 million. #7. Adam Sandler. $37 million. #6. Leonardo DiCaprio. $39 million. #5. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. $46 million. #4. Mark Whalberg. $52 million. #3. Hugh Jackman. $55 million. #2. Channing Tatum. $60 million. #1. Robert Downey Jr. $75 million. First of all, let's be clear, I was a bit taken aback by the fact that Channing Tatum was #2. I don't understand (for the life of me), how he made this list. Nonetheless, I think it's incredibly important to point out that we live in a world where Adam Sandler makes more money, and outshines the earnings of people like Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington. Also, one final point about this list: Mr. Stark truly deserves to be #1, case closed.