Kid Kicks the Bucket Because of Preposterous Parenting

The first thing I want to blog about today are my Parent of the Year nominees: Joseph and Paulette Richardson.



These two were raising 16-year-old Kendal Ball, who really really wanted to try alcohol.

According to court records, he had been asking them constantly over the past 3 years. And for these parents, it was a really big deal because Kendal's biological father was an alcoholic.

So one day, they decided to teach the kid a lesson and show him the hazards of drinking. So they gave him shot after shot after shot and he just gets obliterated and the parents put him to bed — with the hopes he'd wake with a horrible hangover at worst (in the morning).

But unfortunately, when they went to check on him later, he was found unconscious and blue.

And very unfortunately, Kendal would die because of alcohol poisoning! Which makes me wonder how much they gave this kid to drink!

When the emergency medical technicians transported him to the hospital he had an alcohol level of .587! If you're unfamiliar, that is about 7 times the legal limit!


And now both parents have been charged with involuntary manslaughter meaning these two could face up to twenty years in jail!

Dominatrix Duo Sampling Skimpy Police Costumes Pulled Off a Surprisingly Successful Jailbreak

In an amazing story, I have to talk about, or rather blog about something that came out of Brazil.

Reportedly, 2 women broke 26 prisoners out of jail. And according to reports, the way they did it, lol, was they dressed in skimpy sexy police officer costumes, just showed up to the prison, and talked the guards into letting them inside.



It's at that point, the women reportedly roofied the whiskeys the guys were drinking. And when the guards woke up, they were handcuffed naked, and 26 prisoners had escaped.

And so, what we learned here is a life lesson everyone should learn as early as possible. When something seems too good to be true, it probably is. If a beautiful, random, naked woman shows up on your door, question that. You want it to be real, guess what, that's not happening. Her crackhead boyfriend's going to break in and kill you!



Or at the very least, you're going to need genital creams for the rest of your life.

The downfall of so many men is just having a penis. A penis just makes a man stupid. Lol, when women ask me why guys constantly think about sex, it's not like we decided! It's not like we all got together and we were like, 'So, let's always think about sex instead of, you know, being productive with our lives.'



Sex can be an act of love, and passion, and babymaking but at the end of the day, it's getting (what I like to call) mind-poison out of your body. That's what's in there — not just baby batter, it's mind-poison! And if you are a guy and you're not already onboard with this, just, the next time you do whatever, make mental notes of just the weird stuffs going on in your bighead before, and then the clarity after.