Reportedly, 2 women broke 26 prisoners out of jail. And according to reports, the way they did it, lol, was they dressed in skimpy sexy police officer costumes, just showed up to the prison, and talked the guards into letting them inside.
It's at that point, the women reportedly roofied the whiskeys the guys were drinking. And when the guards woke up, they were handcuffed naked, and 26 prisoners had escaped.
And so, what we learned here is a life lesson everyone should learn as early as possible. When something seems too good to be true, it probably is. If a beautiful, random, naked woman shows up on your door, question that. You want it to be real, guess what, that's not happening. Her crackhead boyfriend's going to break in and kill you!
Or at the very least, you're going to need genital creams for the rest of your life.
The downfall of so many men is just having a penis. A penis just makes a man stupid. Lol, when women ask me why guys constantly think about sex, it's not like we decided! It's not like we all got together and we were like, 'So, let's always think about sex instead of, you know, being productive with our lives.'
Sex can be an act of love, and passion, and babymaking but at the end of the day, it's getting (what I like to call) mind-poison out of your body. That's what's in there — not just baby batter, it's mind-poison! And if you are a guy and you're not already onboard with this, just, the next time you do whatever, make mental notes of just the weird stuffs going on in your bighead before, and then the clarity after.
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