A Quickie Grammy Roundup

Here's what everyone was talking about with the Grammys:

First up, outfits.

Madonna dressed like a matador hooker.



Paris Hilton looked like she had her face photoshopped on a bodybuilder.



Rihanna was in a dress that slowly ate her over the course of the entire show.



And of course, Beyoncé and Taylor Swift were perfect.





Also perfect were the curvalicious Nicki Minaj, and the lovely lady Gwen Stefani.





Then Taylor Swift and Kanye West put the past behind them.



Which I think is the smart thing to do. I mean, say what you want about Kanye West, but he did make her more relevant, and she's massive now!

And then, Prince showed up and everyone cared, except for me.



Then Kanye acted like he was going to Kanye Beck but he didn't.



But, it should be noted, all of the joking aside, when Kanye was asked about it later, he said he didn't think that Beck deserved the award and that Beyoncé should've gotten the award. And it seems like Beck didn't disagree with him. Saying:



Then, the awesomeness that is Pentatonix won a Grammy, congratulations!



And finally, the Grammys made a stand against domestic violence — which many people said was undercut because Chris Brown was in the audience.



To which I say, Guys, it's been so many years, can't we just forgive Chris Brown and forget it? It happened so long ago! Granted, he did beat a woman near half-to-death, but he said he was sorry, and he can dance really well. Now for those of you that do not understand obvious sarcasm, that was sarcasm.

But on this topic, I say no, I don't think that it was undermined or undercut because Chris Brown was there. The one thing I would've done differently, is the entire time this thing was happening, I would have a dedicated Chris Brown cam, just so we can all see him squirm and feel awkward. Or nah.