Authorities have arrested 16-year-old Maxwell Morton for allegedly killing a classmate by shooting him in the face!
Now for how the officers knew he did it, after they found the body of the victim, they found out that Maxwell took a selfie with the corpse and posted it on Snapchat.
So, little tip, if you post a picture of your penis, your vagina, your boobs, or you with a dead body, someone's going to screencap it. It's not going to just disappear into the cloud, you idiot!
So, the police see this, they search his home, they find the murder weapon.
And so the principal point of this short story — other than the obvious — don't murder people please.
Now for how the officers knew he did it, after they found the body of the victim, they found out that Maxwell took a selfie with the corpse and posted it on Snapchat.
So, little tip, if you post a picture of your penis, your vagina, your boobs, or you with a dead body, someone's going to screencap it. It's not going to just disappear into the cloud, you idiot!
So, the police see this, they search his home, they find the murder weapon.
And so the principal point of this short story — other than the obvious — don't murder people please.
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