Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Babyzilla



A woman in Florida gave birth to a 14.1-pound bouncing baby boy!



It took 18 hours of labor; the baby is one of the largest in state history.



And one of the weirdest parts to the story is that the mother, Maxxandra Ford, didn't even know she was pregnant until 5 weeks before! She was 35 weeks pregnant and she didn't know!! That's a big surprise!!!



Also, err, I should have mentioned this, she gave birth to the baby naturally. Lol, that's terrifying! This is...this is a natural disaster! I feel like they need to set up a phone number, have a commercial campaign, and a spokesperson to be like: 'Text OMGNO to 7734 to donate $10 to the Maxxandra Ford Vaginal Relief Fund. There was little to no warning. No time to prepare. So much devastation.'

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