Just Another Reason Why You Should Probably Not Send Nudes Over Snapchat

Snapchat introduced a new feature called Lenses — which you might have seen when they did that thing for Terminator.


They also introduced Trophies for doing stuff in the app.


Mainly, in previous versions of Snapchat, you are allowed to replay one Snap a day. You might have missed something, you wanted to see something again, you could choose one per day. But now, Snapchat has turned that into a microtransaction. So if you want to see that Snap again, maybe you didn't get to screencap that nude, 99 cents you can play an additional 3 times.


And as real as this is, it does also makes sense. Snapchat needs to find more revenue. Despite Snapchat blowing up and the company reportedly being worth over 20 billion dollars, they lost 128 million dollars last year!

They didn't even start trying to generate revenue until around October of last year. So they're hoping this is going to stack on the 50 million they're expected to make in advertising this year.

Science of the Breasteses

If you've wanted a larger breast but you're scared of surgery, you don't have the money, you don't believe in it, there actually might be some good news for you.

Milan Milić, a former engineering student in Serbia, is believed to have made a bra that increases breast size over the course of wearing it. And the way it works is that the bra vibrates!


The testing was done on women under the supervision of two specialist doctors, and the two examples they gave involved women going from around a 32B to a 34C over the course of seven days.

As far as how this works, according to Milan:


They also posted pictures of the progress — don't worry, I covered their dirty dirty nipples.




And honestly, who knows, this could be real, this could also be snake oil. I always assume everything's fake until it's definitely proven.

Even in those pictures, I've seen so many before and after photos that just changed based on lighting and angle and posture.


A lot of people are always looking for a shortcut so when the (seemingly miraculous) vibrating E Bra does come out next year, I imagine it's going to sell like crazy — regardless of how well they work.

Women as a people are very insecure and there's a lot of money in that.

The Ciara Controversy Turned Out to Be Much Ado About Nothing

Ciara was trending (it was number one trending for me), and so I looked into it, and it's because there's all this drama because Ciara took her son (who she had with an artist by the name of Future) to the Seahawks practice — you can see Russell Wilson hug him:


Future wasn't happy about it, and all his people started shaming Ciara. And I say yeah, how dare this woman move on from a past relationship that she most likely was cheated on, and have some positive male role model for her son! Who the hell does this woman think she is? Some kind of well put together woman who cares about the upbringing of her son and her general happiness? Disgusting!


I mean, look at these pictures:



Super adorable. I would've loved if Russell Wilson was my stepdaddy. Especially if my real dad sees these pictures and his reaction is to post misspelled tweets.




And then you hashtag your album 'cause you're trying to get sales off of this?


I just don't understand the anger. I feel like most the anger's coming from people that are trying to keep up on their child support payments.

I haven't the vaguest idea, or rather the foggiest notion why these hypocritical bastards are worried about Ciara taking her son to a football practice. Meanwhile, nobody gives a shit if Future's trying to knock up enough women to make his own damn football team.

These Two Lovely Ladies Take Turns Tickling My Fancy

I stumbled upon Ms. Jhenny Andrade when I was staying up incredibly late to watch Ronda Rousey destroy another person in thirty four damn seconds! Ms. Jhenny's one of the Octagon Ring Girls.


I've never fancied flat booties on blonde broads but Ms. Jhenny is the only exception. And her bum's nowhere near flat. There's something slightly phat poking out a little freshness for me to rub on. Now that's what I call a bubble butt.






Sidenote: How terrifying-but-awesome is Ronda Rousey?


Also, for fellow fans of the UFC, in 2016 we might actually see that Cyborg Fight that we want to see with Ronda Rousey — 'cause she's dropping down to 140, and she might drop to 135 next year.

I'm excited about that because there's really no competition for Ronda Rousey right now. She was such a favorite that you had to bet two thousand dollars in Vegas to win one hundred dollars! It's like watching Cristiano Ronaldo dribble middle schoolers.

Another World Record Broken

The world record for the number of skydivers who jumped in the same location and at the same time was broken with the new number being 164 people!




The previous record was 138 people in 2012.

Crane Collapse At Mecca Mosque Kills Over One Hundred Pilgrims

A construction crane collapsed and crashed through the roof of a mosque in Mecca.


It killed over one hundred people and injured hundreds.


It broke my heart to see so many comments on social media saying that this was karma for 9/11.




That's ignorant, it's stupid, and it comes from a hateful place which is maybe why you're so blind to being ignorant and stupid.

Those were people! They were fathers, sons, husbands, wives, daughters! And not knowing the truth, you've grouped them with terrorists that killed people!

That's like saying all Christians (insert whatever denomination) are evil because people from that faith did something. It's such a blind and ignorant way to go through life.

#Karmadillo

For some reason, a Texas man saw an armadillo on his property and decided to shoot it.


Without further ado, he got his .38 revolver and shot at it three times!

While the status of the armadillo is currently unknown, at least one bullet did hit the armadillo, but it ricocheted back and hit the man douchebag in the face!


The man harebrained half-wit had to be airlifted to a hospital, and his jaw was wired shut!

Like how much do you suck at life that you lost a gunfight where you were the only person that had a gun?!? Spoiler alert: A lot — you suck a lot!