Science of the Breasteses

If you've wanted a larger breast but you're scared of surgery, you don't have the money, you don't believe in it, there actually might be some good news for you.

Milan Milić, a former engineering student in Serbia, is believed to have made a bra that increases breast size over the course of wearing it. And the way it works is that the bra vibrates!


The testing was done on women under the supervision of two specialist doctors, and the two examples they gave involved women going from around a 32B to a 34C over the course of seven days.

As far as how this works, according to Milan:


They also posted pictures of the progress — don't worry, I covered their dirty dirty nipples.




And honestly, who knows, this could be real, this could also be snake oil. I always assume everything's fake until it's definitely proven.

Even in those pictures, I've seen so many before and after photos that just changed based on lighting and angle and posture.


A lot of people are always looking for a shortcut so when the (seemingly miraculous) vibrating E Bra does come out next year, I imagine it's going to sell like crazy — regardless of how well they work.

Women as a people are very insecure and there's a lot of money in that.