Germany has a new title holder for heaviest baby born vaginally. And that is Little Baby Jasleen who was born 13.47 pounds, measuring 22.6 inches long. All of this without a C-section.
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Look, I know that we're all supposed to like love babies but at that weight, that's not a baby anymore. That's a terrifyingly huge monster trying to commit matricide!
At first, I didn't realize that this record was just for Germany. Jasleen's not even the heaviest baby born this year. That honor goes to George King who was born to a British couple, at 15 pounds 7 ounces, and he was also born vaginally.
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But, the Guinness Book of World Records brushed it all aside because they say that the heaviest baby ever born came in 1879, weighing in at 23 pounds!
So, basically, after reading this (if you're a woman), I imagine you may be torn.
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Look, I know that we're all supposed to like love babies but at that weight, that's not a baby anymore. That's a terrifyingly huge monster trying to commit matricide!
At first, I didn't realize that this record was just for Germany. Jasleen's not even the heaviest baby born this year. That honor goes to George King who was born to a British couple, at 15 pounds 7 ounces, and he was also born vaginally.
![](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ivs-NDg9EyU/Uf6HXLuz06I/AAAAAAAABp8/MVIQhkMm-xs/s288/1375635213318.png)
But, the Guinness Book of World Records brushed it all aside because they say that the heaviest baby ever born came in 1879, weighing in at 23 pounds!
So, basically, after reading this (if you're a woman), I imagine you may be torn.
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