Forked Up!!!

According to a report in the International Journal for Surgery Cases, a man was admitted to the hospital after he stuffed a four-inch fork into his urethra. Yes, where you think I just typed he did. Apparently, it was an attempt to achieve "sexual gratification", and this is the actual X-ray:



Luckily, the report says they were able to remove the fork with forceps, and a ton of lubrication. Omg, nightmares forever. Lol, one of the funniest things about this report though, is it ends with the authors saying:



Lmao! Creative my urethra! Seriously, if you read this story, and you neither cringed nor squirmed, you know you've seen too much shit!