Authorities said that when she injected the silicone, it went directly into his bloodstream, later shutting down his organs and he died.
And when I say that she was unlicensed, I don't mean like she was licensed and she lost it, or she was on her way to getting it — she said she wasn't even trained to do this!
In exchange for her guilty plea, prosecutors are looking to get five years, and also, quick question: I understand a lot of men are insecure about their penis, but why would you beta test something on your body?! If penis enlargement stuff was real, and it worked, that shit would be on the cover of TIME magazine! And it would just be a picture of eighty guys with massive smiles!
No one's hiding the secret penis enlargement thing! That's not a billion dollar industry!! That's a trillion dollar industry!!!
And you'd know that this was a big thing because after the news broke and these pills (or whatever the hell) were released, the next story would be like 'The number of bruised cervices have gone up tenfold!'
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