Friday, September 18, 2015

The Prosthetic Penis Perplexity

There’s a woman suing her partner, someone that she was with for two years — that she was engaged to — because she claims she didn't realize that her partner was a woman. And that woman, 25-year-old Gayle Newland, denies the five counts of sexual assaults against her.


As far as the alleged victim not realizing that she was a woman, it was because everytime they met in person, she said that Gayle would make her wear a blindfold whether watching TV or having sex — that's when Gayle reportedly used a prosthetic penis.

And as far as why the alleged victim wore the blindfold and wore it for so long, she said Gayle — who she knew as Kye — told her he was recovering from a brain tumor and didn't want her to see his scars.


Also saying that the first time they met in public, Kye had bandages across her chest and covered her hair with a woolen hat.

And finally saying that the reason it took her so long to take off the blindfold and realize was that she was so desperate to be loved.


I don't know how this is not a story on The Onion.

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