Amazon Prime Air

Everyone (but you) is talking about Amazon announcing drone delivery services. My friends in the U.S. kinda got really excited, but here's the deal: it's not going to happen anytime soon.



The idea that you could order something, and then get it delivered to your house via drone service, in 30 minutes, is absolutely awesome (and super sexy too).































The guy running Amazon said that it probably won't be available till 2015; even though it's not like till 2020 that the Federal Aviation Administration is even going to certify commercial drones. And really, that's the year that actually matters: 2020. Because, the way Amazon wants to use these things, that's when they'll have to wait till.

Additionally, that's also the reason that if this is the way that things are going to be delivered in the near future, China is going to beat every country to the punch. Reportedly, they could be the first place to legalize parcel delivery by drones. While the FAA has their timeline in the United States, in China right now, with the permission of the government, they're testing this.







Proportionally, while I do believe it's a generally cool idea, there are people on the internet not too happy, saying that if this does happen, they will shoot drones down from the sky (which seems like a huge escalation of what I'm typing about right now)! But that's alright though.

I personally like the idea. It just oozes of awesome that I had to share with you. Nonetheless, it's 2013, going on 2014; and we live in the age of "I want it now, give it to me now, OMG, I got it now!", we want everything now now, sharp sharp, super sharpish. Or, like we say in Nigeria: sharp(a)ly. Also, we constantly talk about how the internet and social media are making us less personal, but really, it just gives you the option of being personal with the people you actually want to; and avoiding all the other people whenever possible.

Milk Models

Admittedly, I loves me some big booty beautiful ladies; but I also love art and photography.

Typing about photography, photographer Jaroslaw Wieczorkiewicz (cannot properly pronounce your last name) recently created a 12-month calendar in the vein of pinup girls. But, instead of the girls wearing clothes, they wear milk. And the pictures look like this:



He used real models, real milk.



These images took about 200 takes sometimes; and they layered frames on frames.



The whole method is impeccable and absolutely amazing!!



The photos are gorgeous, and I definitely recommend you check it out.

Bitch Science

Bitch Science, otherwise known as Bitch'Ology, is the science of why bitches are basically bitches, and other bitch-type stuff.



Currently, there's a study saying that there's a scientific basis for women being mean and aggressive towards each other, and it's "evolution". That while men developed larger body size, a sense of aggression towards other men, and physical violence; on the other hand, women evolved to resort to using low-risk forms of aggression, likely due to the restraints of offspring production and size.

So, instead of like, when you have two guys (in the club or elsewhere) that are juiced up and are like, in each other's faces...



...ladies often resort to throwing shade on other ladies, and doing so in groups, for safety.

But, with all that typed, a quick note to the guys (before you link this to every woman you know), a professor involved in the study said that while meanness is often associated with women; by the time you get to adulthood, particularly in work situations, men use this too.



Which ultimately underlines the lifelong fact that bitches are chronically crazy! And bitches aren't gender specific, bitches be bitches!! Point blank period!!!

New Evidence Has Just Been Released That Points to Us Being Martians!

Alright, Science, you've got my attention.

Professor Steven Benner says that an oxidized mineral, in the form of an element known as molybdenum, would have only been available on the surface of Mars, not Earth. Lol, twist ending.

Molybdenum may have been crucial to the origin of life, back when we were just a primordial, super speculation.

Professor Benner stated:



Now you might be thinking this sounds a little outlandish, but that's only because it is.

Three billion years ago, the Earth had very little oxygen; and little oxygen means that things don't get oxidized, namely: a particular element like molybdenum.

Benner was hoping to dismantle two paradoxes at the Goldschmidt conference presented to Science, with regards to the origin of life.

The first is the tar paradox, as Benner calls it, which is what happens when you add heat or energy to organic matter. Rather than create life, it usually just becomes tar, oil, or ooze. Molybdenum might help control that stuff from going goo.

The second paradox is that the Earth may have been wholly covered in water which makes it difficult for life to spring forth; because boron (another element believed crucial to creation of life) is only found in dry places. Lol, you know where's dry? Mars, Bro, Mars is dry. Can you believe that? Lol, who knew...

So, there you have it: two possible scenarios that point to us having been created originally on Mars.

Professor Benner stated:





Man, that sounds like some "good" science, lol.

So, Guys, where and how do you think life originated? Lemme know (in the most religious context possible) in the comment section down below. After you're done with that, please click the share button.

The Top Ten Sexiest Actors and Actresses of All Time?

Empire Magazine is a magazine that focuses on the wonderful world of movies...



...and they presented their readers with a task which was: vote on the sexiest actors and actresses of all time. And they did. And, you know what, I'm going to blog about it. Ready? Sure, you are.

Real quick, classic beauties are basically devoid on this list, so I'm going to call this list: The Sexiest Actors and Actresses Voted on by People That Have Only Watched Movies Since the Year 2010.

And without further ado, first up, the dudes, from ten to one:

#10. Bradley Cooper.



#09. Hugh Jackman.



#08. Michael Fassbender.



#07. Robert Pattinson.



#06. Chris Hemsworth.



#05. Robert Downey, Jr.



#04. Ryan Gosling.



#03. Henry Cavill.



#02. Tom Hiddleston.



#01. Benedict Cumberbatch.



Talk about a British invasion.

Now, if I were to re-rank these muscle-ly dudes according to talent chops, here's how my ten to one list would go (are you ready for some debate?):

#10. Pattinson.

#09. Cavill.

#08. Cooper.

#07. Hemsworth.

#06. Hiddleston.

#05. Jackman.

#04. Downey, Jr.

#03. Gosling.

#02. Fassbender.

#01. Cumberbatch.

Fassbender, Cumberbatch, 100% accurate. No debate.

Alright, time to do the ladies. Sexy ladies from ten to one:

#10. Zoe Saldana (lol, of all time?).



#09. Angelina Jolie (that's fair).



#08. Natalie Portman (yes!).



#07. Mila Kunis (also yes!!).



#06. Emma Stone (yes a third time!!!).



#05. Anne Hathaway (very annoyed but yes).



#04. Kristen Stewart (NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!).



#03. Jennifer Lawrence (yeah).



#02. Scarlett Johansson (yeah).



#01. Emma Watson.



Okay, real quick, I feel like the list isn't indicative of actuality and people need to understand the obvious difference between "sexy" and "cute". Also, more importantly, no K. Stew for me! A pass!! Thank you very much; and allow me to rate these lovely ladies on a talent scale:

#10. Stewart.

#09. Kunis.

#08. Saldana.

#07. Watson.

#06. Johansson.

#05. Hathaway.

#04. Lawrence.

#03. Jolie.

#02. Portman.

#01. Stone.

Well, there you go, Guys. So are the lists: two sexy, two talents. No personality lists because really, I don't know any of these people, so I choose to objectify them.

So, go make a list, in the comment section down below. Was I wrong about my lists? Why don't you make a sexy list, and/or a talent list, or a list about anything that you want. I will read them and appreciate your efforts. Also, when you guys are done with all those tasks that I just presented you with, please click that share button.